Define the bases dating

Just for the record, I don’t know if I’ve ever been completely taught what the “bases” are, but let’s give it a shot. So you know how in baseball, before you steal a base, you take a good solid lead-off?

Zach totally went to second base with Kaitlin, Brittany and David scored on first and Jordan totally hit a home run!! Third Base Traditionally, at third base sexual play below the waist enters the picture.

And just in case you don’t have one, here, here’s a link to a free flashlight app for your i Phone. Now, I know you’re asking, “Jo E, if a home run is sex, is there no such thing as a grand slam in Denny’s AND in baseball? I’m uhh…I’m not really sure how this one measures up or fits into everything. If a home run is you scoring, and a grand slam is other people scoring…hmmm. In today’s society, thanks to things like Viagra, there really is no “end of the game” anymore.

Get that, and just bust it out before you do anything and have a look. Even dudes who go against Darwinism are being allowed to still run the bases.

That’s how I felt on a daily basis in the middle school girls’ bathroom. If one person touches or kisses another person’s breasts, for example, that’s considered “going to second base.” This has also been called heavy petting, feeling him or her up or making out.

So, everyone is talking about who went to what base and it’s leaving you kinda clueless, right? Interesting trivia: In France they call this a “lover’s kiss.” In another odd sports metaphor, some call french kissing “playing tonsil hockey.” Source: Shutterstock” title=”baseball-bat” width=”200″ height=”167″ class=”alignright size-medium wp-image-69692″ /Second Base Second base is touching, kissing and sexual activity that takes place while still fully clothed.

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